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turdsack 

1. A word that can be used synonymously with words such as douchebag. asshat, jackass or any other derogatory statement.

2. A person that the world could do without.
My boss wouldn't give me today off. What a turdsack.
turdsack by Jamiebanger August 3, 2007
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tardpack 

Someone severely lacking intelligence, a retard.

Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.
"Miss South Carolina gave such a dumb answer. What a tardpack!"

or

"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"

tardpack by LAtheDJ December 29, 2007

tardwack 

a mentally handicapped person who masturebates in places where he thinks that he cannot be seen by the public, but really, he can. can also be used to insult another person. similar to when one calls another a "retard"
the tardwack was at it in the library again.
tardwack by L'oreal Dove January 3, 2007

Tardtacked 

When a social website is overun or attacked by a bunch of morons all of the sudden.
Wow,The site was doing good for a while today until it was tardtacked by a bunch of idiots.
Tardtacked by RedNick1.0 March 1, 2012

TardJack 

To take over ones Facebook status by changing the subject of discourse to a topic outside the purview of the original subject and/orforum, while maintaining the subject line. A form of amusement for trolls.
James and Brian totally Tardjacked Pam's page Facebook status, like a band of rabid tards.
TardJack by GimpCollector June 25, 2010

Tardsmack 

One who is dumb, stupid - an utter dumbass.

Retard + Smack = Tardsmack.

John, I swear you can be such a tardsmack sometimes.
Tardsmack by Tiffany A December 29, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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