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Tardspark
Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.
Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."
Tardspark by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009
Related Words
Tardsmack • tardsmacker • tardsack • turd smack • tardstick • Tarmacking • Tarmacked • toadsmack • turdsack • tardback
turdsack
1. A word that can be used synonymously with words such as douchebag. asshat, jackass or any other derogatory statement.
2. A person that the world could do without.
2. A person that the world could do without.
turdsack by Jamiebanger August 3, 2007
tardpack
Someone severely lacking intelligence, a retard.
Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.
Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.
"Miss South Carolina gave such a dumb answer. What a tardpack!"
or
"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"
or
"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"
tarmacking
although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.
tarmacking by Al567 December 28, 2005
tardwack
a mentally handicapped person who masturebates in places where he thinks that he cannot be seen by the public, but really, he can. can also be used to insult another person. similar to when one calls another a "retard"
tardwack by L'oreal Dove January 3, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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