Tardspark 

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.

Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."

Tardspark by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009

tardvark 

a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life

Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."

tardvark by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

tardpack 

Someone severely lacking intelligence, a retard.

Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.

"Miss South Carolina gave such a dumb answer. What a tardpack!"

or

"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"

tardpack by LAtheDJ December 29, 2007

tardsack 

A tardsack is a dinkus that is so mentally retarded and has such a sack personality, that they fail. This fail is so great, that they may become a tardnugget.

God! César is such a tardsack! He always sharpens pens!

tardsack by César M May 14, 2011

Tardvark 

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose

Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.

Tardvark by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

Tardshark 

An overly aggressive, predatory bully who happens to also suffer from a legitimate mental disability.

Look, I know he has Downs Syndrome, but if that Tardshark picks on my kid one more time I'm gonna talk to his parents.

Tardshark by mickeyphantasmo November 17, 2010

turdspank 

one who is acting spontaneously silly; an endearing term meant for friends, family, companion animals; one who does something, not harmful and not necessarily on purpose, which elicits laughter ... such as a "trip" of their own tongue or foot; a term for oneself amidst an unfavorable, not deliberate, and somewhat unconscious or "brainless" action ... such as spilling your latte on your work suit, mistakingly tracking mud indoor on white carpet, calling someone by the wrong name — oops!

My two cuddly kitties were definite turdspanks the day they napped within an indoor potted plant, dirt strewn on the floor. They appeared so cute, peacefully purring among the leafy green leaves — some of which needed assistance to grow upward again. No sense in getting upset over such an innocent action. Laugh and enjoy life! Later a vacuum sucked up the misplaced soil, and some thin wire fencing protected the plant and convinced these furry kids to nap elsewhere.

turdspank by Kiantha Shadduck July 25, 2011