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The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.
heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11
tardish by StormCyko July 12, 2004
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Turdlishous 

The taste of women butt holes...
That girls arse was turdlishous.....
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tardfish 

1.A retarded fish.
2.Often used to describe a person acting in a stupid manner.
1. "A tardfish says 'Moo!'"
2. "Joe is dancing for the pigeons again. What a tardfish!"
tardfish by Dextra October 13, 2003
Originally coined by StormCyko, tardish is an extention to the english language and its words or acronymes by adding z to the end. It is most observed by young teenagers although most grow out of it in latter years.
lolz (as opposed to LOL)
omgz (as opposed to OMG)
tardish by ASIO_BOB February 26, 2004
How do you confuse a dumb person...
I dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
17...
...thats just tardish.
Tardish by Triple J October 8, 2005
Tarlish is the dear brother of Amba Singh. Tarlish is an amazing person with even better toes. His looks may not be the best but they are the worst. He was always batukam all over the place.
Tarlish you stupid monkey!!!
Tarlish by blacki tarlish July 18, 2023
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