TrousersPants's definitions

Turdlishous

The taste of arse... After rimming your partner you express it by saying, " That was Turdlishous" The ultimate compliment..

That chicks arse was turdlishous.. She's so clean you can eat her arse and pussy....

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Gryptonite

Word to describe methadone a heroin substitute...

John have you picked your gryptonite up from the chemist fella?

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

Cake

Cake jaw dropping beautiful...

My girlfriend is cake, everyone wants a piece... "Janine is cake everyone wants a slice"
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....

by TrousersPants October 1, 2018

Turdlishous

The taste of women butt holes...

That girls arse was turdlishous.....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Dogs arse

A person with a extremely hairy bum..

Did you see John flashing his arse , the guys got a dogs arse... I'd be careful where I'd drop me pants if I was him....
"Johns arse is that hairy the only thing missing is a tail..".

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

T.K Twats

Being pissed off because you can't find your size in T.K Maxx ..

John "I Went shopping for a coat at T.K Twats and couldn't find my size, everything is either x small or xxxx large"
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)

by TrousersPants October 1, 2018

Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018