Definitions by TrousersPants

T.K Twats 

Being pissed off because you can't find your size in T.K Maxx ..

John "I Went shopping for a coat at T.K Twats and couldn't find my size, everything is either x small or xxxx large"
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)

T.K Twats by TrousersPants October 1, 2018

Cake 

Cake jaw dropping beautiful...

My girlfriend is cake, everyone wants a piece... "Janine is cake everyone wants a slice"
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....

Cake by TrousersPants October 1, 2018

Crypticchick 

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.

Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....

Crypticchick by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Turdlishous 

The taste of arse... After rimming your partner you express it by saying, " That was Turdlishous" The ultimate compliment..

That chicks arse was turdlishous.. She's so clean you can eat her arse and pussy....

Turdlishous by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Dogs arse

A person with a extremely hairy bum..

Did you see John flashing his arse , the guys got a dogs arse... I'd be careful where I'd drop me pants if I was him....
"Johns arse is that hairy the only thing missing is a tail..".

Dogs arse by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Gryptonite 

Word to describe methadone a heroin substitute...

John have you picked your gryptonite up from the chemist fella?

Gryptonite by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

Girl pants.

An effeminate man..... Or an affection greeting to a friend ( being silly)

The guy is

GIRL pants..
look how he minces around the gaff.....
Hey Girl pants whats happening?

Girl pants. by TrousersPants September 16, 2018