13 definitions by TrousersPants
by TrousersPants September 15, 2018
Hard length of feaces( skidmark ) in underwear which homosexuals consider a delicacy..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..
I had a great meal last night, I was that full I didn't have room for any under crackling.... so I finished the night ball humming and rimming
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...
by TrousersPants September 16, 2018
by TrousersPants September 15, 2018
John "I Went shopping for a coat at T.K Twats and couldn't find my size, everything is either x small or xxxx large"
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)
by TrousersPants October 1, 2018
My girlfriend is cake, everyone wants a piece... "Janine is cake everyone wants a slice"
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....
by TrousersPants October 1, 2018
by TrousersPants September 15, 2018
by TrousersPants September 15, 2018