Crypticchick

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.

Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Gryptonite

Word to describe methadone a heroin substitute...

John have you picked your gryptonite up from the chemist fella?

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Turdlishous

The taste of women butt holes...

That girls arse was turdlishous.....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

T.K Twats

Being pissed off because you can't find your size in T.K Maxx ..

John "I Went shopping for a coat at T.K Twats and couldn't find my size, everything is either x small or xxxx large"
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)

by TrousersPants October 01, 2018

Dogs arse

A person with a extremely hairy bum..

Did you see John flashing his arse , the guys got a dogs arse... I'd be careful where I'd drop me pants if I was him....
"Johns arse is that hairy the only thing missing is a tail..".

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018