Definitions by TrousersPants

T.K Twats 

Being pissed off because you can't find your size in T.K Maxx ..

John "I Went shopping for a coat at T.K Twats and couldn't find my size, everything is either x small or xxxx large"
Steve " it's a designer outlet for midgets and giants lol "
John " most of the time I can never find what I want, that's why I call it T.K Twats ":-)

T.K Twats by TrousersPants October 1, 2018

Cake 

Cake jaw dropping beautiful...

My girlfriend is cake, everyone wants a piece... "Janine is cake everyone wants a slice"
That girl is cake, she could sit on my face all day ....

Cake by TrousersPants October 1, 2018

Turdlishous 

The taste of arse... After rimming your partner you express it by saying, " That was Turdlishous" The ultimate compliment..

That chicks arse was turdlishous.. She's so clean you can eat her arse and pussy....

Turdlishous by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Crypticchick 

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.

Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....

Crypticchick by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Dogs arse

A person with a extremely hairy bum..

Did you see John flashing his arse , the guys got a dogs arse... I'd be careful where I'd drop me pants if I was him....
"Johns arse is that hairy the only thing missing is a tail..".

Dogs arse by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Gryptonite 

Word to describe methadone a heroin substitute...

John have you picked your gryptonite up from the chemist fella?

Gryptonite by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

Girl pants.

An effeminate man..... Or an affection greeting to a friend ( being silly)

The guy is

GIRL pants..
look how he minces around the gaff.....
Hey Girl pants whats happening?

Girl pants. by TrousersPants September 16, 2018