TrousersPants's definitions

Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Turdlishous

The taste of women butt holes...

That girls arse was turdlishous.....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

T.G.P.L

The girls packed lunch...( you can eat her pussy and arse....

That chicks all T.G.P.L all day fella..

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Trouser leg

Someone who is about as much use as a third trouser leg...

Gilbert,he's a trouser leg. Absolutely useless...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Gryptonite

Word to describe methadone a heroin substitute...

John have you picked your gryptonite up from the chemist fella?

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

Girl pants.

An effeminate man..... Or an affection greeting to a friend ( being silly)

The guy is

GIRL pants..
look how he minces around the gaff.....
Hey Girl pants whats happening?

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018