The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Originally coined by StormCyko, tardish is an extention to the english language and its words or acronymes by adding z to the end. It is most observed by young teenagers although most grow out of it in latter years.

Another word for Retarded.

The word "Tardish" is actually the language of the Tard - the average teenage male. It usually consists of a bunch of mangled up sounds/noises, (as though one is about to shit, or has a case of the lazy tongue) ending with a word usually depicting the current emotion of the Tard.