Tardie

When a tard person calls someone else a tard, they say tardie instead of tard.

Person 1: Bruh stop dude not funny
Person 2: STOP BEING SUCH A TARDIE
Person 1: k tard.

Tardie by Kicky On Tippy March 25, 2021

tardie

An adjective that describes a person or his actions being retarded.

"Gawd, how did your dad not know what an emo is?! He's tardie."

tardie by JDay Fudge June 16, 2009

Tardigrade 

Water-dwelling micro-animal with eight legs.
Quite possibly the toughest animal in nature.

1: Tardigrades can survive 10 years without drinking water.
2: Tardigrades can survive in outer space.

Tardigrade by Redtail September 11, 2014

TARDIS 

The TARDIS(/ˈtɑrdɪs/; Time And Relative Dimension In Space) is a time machine and spacecraft in the British science fiction television programme Doctor Who and its associated spin-offs The Sarah Jane Adventures, Torchwood and more.

A TARDIS is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords, an extraterrestrial civilisation to which the programme's central character, the Doctor, belongs. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and space. The interior of a TARDIS is much larger than its exterior. It can blend in with its surroundings using the ship's "chameleon circuit". TARDISes also possess a degree of sapience (which has been expressed in a variety of ways ranging from implied machine personality and free will through to the use of a conversant avatar) and provide their users with additional tools and abilities including a telepathically based universal translation system.

In the series, the Doctor pilots an apparently unreliable, obsolete Type 40, Mark 1 TARDIS. Its chameleon circuit is broken, leaving it stuck in the shape of a 1960s-style London police box after a visit to London in 1963. The Doctor's TARDIS was for most of the series' history said to have been stolen from the Time Lords' home planet, Gallifrey, where it was old, decommissioned and derelict.

“River Song: Use the stabilisers!

The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers!

River Song: The blue switches!

The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!

River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilisers! presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises See?

The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!

River Song: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... presses a button, the cloister bell clangs parked us right alongside.

The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!

River Song: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.

The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.

River Song: What noise?

The Doctor: You know, the... does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound

River Song: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.

“He thought for a second, then spun to Clara. 'Did you say something cruel to the TARDIS while I was getting changed?'
'No! Of course not!'
'Did you call her fat?'
'What?'
'Because she's not fat. She's just bigger on the inside.

TARDIS by The 14th Doctor June 11, 2015

Tardi B 

a supposed artist who sounds like a retard everytime that she opens up her mouth

person 1: have you heard the new Cardi B track it's fire?

person 2: I don't listen to that talentless tardi b trash.. gtfo of here with that shit.

Tardi B by politicallyincorrect7190 February 1, 2019

Yuri Tarded

Yuri is a name but people mostly use it to assert dominance or eliminate targets. It means that you are mentally challenged.

Sam:"Say hi to Yuri for me"
Billy:"Who is Yuri?"
Sam:"Yuri Tarded"
Billy:*dies*
Sam: Proceeds to default dance

Yuri Tarded by OldTR October 24, 2019

cig tarded 

the light headed feelng you get after power dragging an entire cig

yo man i got mad cig tarded last night cuz i didnt have any more weed

cig tarded by barbieclit June 9, 2011