Tardle 

Tardle: To be both physically AND mentally slow, as in a crossbreed between a physically slow turtle, and a mentally slow retard.

Wow dude, Jeff just walked into a stopsign and broke his leg. Now he's not just a tard, he's a Tardle

Tardle by The Snow Dog December 9, 2010

Tardle 

1. (Noun) A spirit animal that is a mix between a turtle and a yard
2(adjective) A face made where you give yourself about ninety chins and stick your tongue out.

Hey man, lookit that guy over there channeling his inner tardle. Good for him

Tardle by Sammyslammajamma February 15, 2015

Tardle 

A group of mentally disabled people

“Go gather that tardle”

Tardle by Gretchen69420 January 2, 2022

Tardle 

When someone is in late to an appointment but hasn't left the house yet

"Where're you?"
"I'm sorry, I'm in tardle!"

Tardle by The_prazar_it March 17, 2025

Tardle Shell 

The 'tardle shell' is the turtleshell-like tiny backpack so frequently seen on the morbidly obese and mentally challenged folks in our society.

You often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). These straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle shell in place in the middle of the back.

The name 'tardle shell' comes from 'turtle shell' and 'retard', since often those called 'retards' wear these backpacks like shells.

Did you see that fat chick crossing the street? She had on a tardle shell!

Tardle Shell by AbbeyRoade June 26, 2009

box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

tradley 

The ship name for Tristan Evans and Bradley Will Simpson

1. OMG tradley is my OTP

2. Tradley are so cute together

tradley by Vampette 2012 March 27, 2015