tardio

when you walk home from a bar because you're stupid drunk and think you need cardio exercise

"Hey, let me give you girls a ride home you look pretty drunk… No, No.. We're going to walk home for the cardio exercise!!"

"fuck em dude, let em do their tardio"

by mastermodelordhead August 16, 2014

Tardio

Audio that is being produced by a tard. This audio is usually annoying and does not make sense.

I put in earbuds to cloud myself from the tardio

by itsZene March 11, 2019

Tardio

When a combat sports athlete can take numerous punches and continue fighting. A normal person would have fallen, yet because this individual's brain is so small, there is almost nothing to knock out.

This dude just keeps coming forward!
I know! His tardio is off the charts.

by Xerplex April 18, 2022

Tardio

1. A person who is childish and stupid at the same time. 3. a young tard 4. someone who appears retarded and acts immature

See Kyle just pull his dick out at those women? Yeah, what a f'n tardio

by Anonymous March 7, 2003