Tardhole
"You're a tardhole"
Tardhole by John. Adams May 3, 2018
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tardpole
Genetically disfigured spermatozoa which can potentially bore mentally and/or physically impaired offspring once mated with an unfertilized egg. Common among male inbred species (see: hicks) and those who undertake long periods of celibacy without masturbation. The chances of producing tardpoles can be minimized by strict adherence to ALL of the following:
1. Prevention of any injury to the gonads.
2. Avoidance of mating with one's sister, cousin, and/or other close relative.
3. Frequent stimulation of the penis until after ejaculation has been achieved.
1. Prevention of any injury to the gonads.
2. Avoidance of mating with one's sister, cousin, and/or other close relative.
3. Frequent stimulation of the penis until after ejaculation has been achieved.
Related Words
tarholes
a UNC-Chapel Hill fan that is a giant a$$hole, or an a$$hole that is a giant UNC-Chapel Hill fan. Same difference really
tarholes by Alex Summers April 6, 2005
lumpuck of the tarhole
A wet,irritating condition of and around the cornshoot and taint,a condition usually remedied by a cooks best friend,CORNSTARCH!
see Swamp Ass
see Swamp Ass
lumpuck of the tarhole by Lance and Squeak September 4, 2006
Tard Hole
Tard Hole by i like the women this much. July 1, 2012
Festering Tarhole
Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Festering Tarhole by Professor Lester June 4, 2022
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