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A wet,irritating condition of and around the cornshoot and taint,a condition usually remedied by a cooks best friend,CORNSTARCH!
see Swamp Ass
Gino's walk today totally showed signs of a massive case of lumpuck of the tarhole!
by Lance and Squeak September 03, 2006
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