mistakenly called the colon, anus, sphincter and other jibberish...all things related to containment and expulsion of fecal matter can be summed up with turdholder
Andrea felt something brewing and bubbling in her turdholder and knew she would probably be spending a lengthy stint ass painting the Starbucksbathroom.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.