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Tangletop 

This creature is like a squid, but much bigger. A mix of falcon, triceratops, and mosasaurus make up its dna. When an unsuspecting animal comes close to the shore, the tangletop drowns it with its long tentacles. It has been known to live at the bottom of underwater caves and eat blue whales ( the largest animal on earth! )
I think I found a tangletop down here!
Tangletop by Rakatasuarus June 20, 2020
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Tabletoparoosky 

Verb,

The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.
Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!

Tabletop 

To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)
Andrew tabletopped me and I kicked his ass.
Tabletop by JoeBob1234654 March 27, 2007

tanglebottom 

avas pet dinosaur called terrys last name
beau wants to kill terry tanglebottom
tanglebottom by bigballsbeau December 26, 2022

Tanglefoot

A Canadian folk band based in Ontario. They play all sorts of music entailing the folk stories of Canada.
Tanglefoot sometimes does concerts with a beer fest.
Tanglefoot by Bionicle718 June 27, 2007

Tabletop Bebop 

You're so tired your head keeps falling forward. You're able to catch yourself mid-head fall most times, but eventually you smack your face on the table or whatever might be in front of you. IE. Keyboard, plate of food, etc...
Look at Bobby. He's about to do the Tabletop Bebop!

Jim must have had a rough night, he's doing the Tabletop Bebop.
Tabletop Bebop by KforKendetta November 29, 2010

German Tabletop 

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.
Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!
German Tabletop by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021