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Tabletopping

When you run into someone's low torso to leg region so they flip like a table.
Me and John were playing hockey, and I tabletopped him. Had to take him to the hospital for a concussion since we didn't have any helmets or safety gear. Bro was in a week long coma. Thank goodness he woke up, because I did NOT want to pay any funeral expenses. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, tabletopping.
Tabletopping by ozarka1 January 9, 2026

hardcore tabletopping 

To have sex on a public or personal table where food may be served.
"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."

Table-topping

Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.
Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.
Table-topping by ROFLMFAO2009 August 23, 2009

Table topping 

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.
"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026