Tampop

A used tampon that is frozen and enjoyed as a Popsicle

Son, "Mom, may I have a tampop?"
Mother, "Sure dear, let me freeze you a fresh one!"

Tampop by swizz69 May 2, 2013

tampop

When you put a tampon in the freezer. Voila. Tampop

Timmy: Mom... Can you get me some ice cream?
Mom: No, but I have freshly marinated tampops in the freezer!
Timmy: Yayy!

tampop by thetampopanator November 17, 2009

tampop

tam-pop, noun/verb, \'tam-'päp\
plural tam-pops
past tense tam-popp-ed

1) When the wad of absorbent material (usually cotton) that is inserted into a body cavity to absorb secretions (female menstruation, anal leakage and/or pleasure) pops out unintentionally.

2) A device comprised of an unused, or used, absorbent wad affixed to the top of its applicator stick to resemble a Popsicle.

Example #1:
Sally: "What's that smell?"
Jane: "Tampop."
Sally: "Ugh, sorry sista child baby girl. I hate when that happens."
Jane: "Yeah, tell me about it. I have to walk around all commando the rest of the day."

Example #2:
John: "Hey, can someone help me with the bathroom sink?"
Alex: "Sup bra? I got your back."
John: FLAAPP!
Alex: "What the? Is that raspberry jelly?"
John: "Nope, just a fresh tampop courtesy of my girlfriend!"

tampop by Barry Badgernath II January 19, 2013

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Tampon Chewer 

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy

Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

Tampon Chewer by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013

Tampobling 

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.

Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.

Tampobling by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013