tampons

a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.

during my period, had had to use a tampon to stop the, err, leaking..

by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004

Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.

It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.

by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019

tampons

long fluffy clouds that girls stick up there coochie to flavour them and then eat them

hey do you have any tampons i can borrow, i’m getting hungry

by fut nucker July 31, 2020

Tampons

What Gill shoves up his butt when he can't get any.

-Oh, I really want to do it. Where are my tampons?

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Tampons

a device that girls wear to keep their thongs getting filled wit internal juices (tasty!!)

Susy: Do you ever use tampons

Gina: No, I go all natural and bear it all, can't you see that stain

by I Love Katie and Hilary March 7, 2003

Tampons

Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.

Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.

by BigSexy68 July 8, 2021

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022