Tamponed

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

by shocksystem May 23, 2011

tamponed

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.

Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!

by Densa January 18, 2007

tamponed

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.

I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!

by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016

Tamponed

when a drug addict or drunk woman needs to change her tampon, and she throws it in your backyard.

jack: bro this homeless woman just tamponed me!!

bob: wow bro howd u clean that up??

by wbbwiai August 27, 2021

Tamponed

When someone takes out their tampon and and throws it in someone’s yard or a public place

“Dude there’s a bloody tampon in my yard I just got tamponed.”

by Ghettomanasasgirl August 27, 2021

tamponed

A skating term when a skateboard vertically makes contact with the skaters privates.

Skater1: Oh yea, i can do a kickflip.
(runs to try)
OOOOWWWW
Skater 2: MAN HE JUST GOT TAMPONED!!
(laughter)

by janett July 21, 2005

Tamponed

When someone throws a used tampon at your face.

Yo, dat fool got tamponed!

by Lord Walrus Dong August 4, 2018