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Tamponous 

Characterized by having a wet personality.
That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.
Tamponous by Boar1 May 12, 2024
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minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

Vodka Tampons 

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.
"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

tamponographs 

A strictly no class move by low-life skanks where they post nude photos of themselves or nude webcam shots with their tampon string dangling out of their snooch.
This one ole skag routinely posts tamponographs on the voyeur site I frequent.
tamponographs by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.
during my period, had had to use a tampon to stop the, err, leaking..
tampons by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004

Mermaid Tampons

A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".

"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".

"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
Mermaid Tampons by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010

tamponius 

A man who treats a girl like royalty and is constantly around her to the point of almost fusing with her vagina
Look at brad, he's acting like a real tamponius
tamponius by KakaRatchetCake March 10, 2017
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