tamponist
when you are too afraid to stick a tampon up your hole so you start a protest against it and buy all the tampons in the store AND THROW THEM IN THE DRAIN!
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minion tampons
is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"
minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022
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Tampongate
A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.
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Tampongate by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
tampons
a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.
tampons by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004
Tamponic Rage
When a female is menstruating and being a bitch because of it, she is in a tamponic rage (Not to be confused with a female who is mad but not on account of PMS. That's just a rage.)
Girl: OMG I'm so sorry I was such a hoe last night. I'm in a bit of a tamponic rage.
OR
Boy: Sorry I couldn't go golfing yesterday. My wife took a spa day and left me with the kids.
Other Boy: Damn, bro. Sounds like someone was in a bit of a tamponic rage.
OR
Boy: Sorry I couldn't go golfing yesterday. My wife took a spa day and left me with the kids.
Other Boy: Damn, bro. Sounds like someone was in a bit of a tamponic rage.
Tamponic Rage by FothPhro August 16, 2009
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