tamponist

when you are too afraid to stick a tampon up your hole so you start a protest against it and buy all the tampons in the store AND THROW THEM IN THE DRAIN!

i am all about that tamponist shi. i fink it'll come in handy and and dandy downstairs will be happy AF.

by cheap s December 24, 2017

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.

"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012

Tamponsicle

A frozen used tampon, that's eaten like a popsicle.

I eat my girlfriends tamponsicles daily.

by Night makes me jaja November 9, 2010

Tampongate

A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.

Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023

tampons

a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.

during my period, had had to use a tampon to stop the, err, leaking..

by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004

Tamponic Rage

When a female is menstruating and being a bitch because of it, she is in a tamponic rage (Not to be confused with a female who is mad but not on account of PMS. That's just a rage.)

Girl: OMG I'm so sorry I was such a hoe last night. I'm in a bit of a tamponic rage.

OR

Boy: Sorry I couldn't go golfing yesterday. My wife took a spa day and left me with the kids.

Other Boy: Damn, bro. Sounds like someone was in a bit of a tamponic rage.

by FothPhro August 16, 2009