Zacolonical

adj. /zay/cuh/lau/ni/cuhl
An object cold enough to give frostbite to oneself.

Due to the zacolonical weather, school was canceled yesterday.

by Boar1 July 17, 2024

Spaghettus

A singular strand of spaghetti.

Dude, the waiter literally gave me a singular spaghettus and said that it was spaghetti.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Lemonate

To squirt someone in the face with lemonade.

Dude, why did you just lemonate me?

by Boar1 May 11, 2024

Wet Personality

A personality that is highly unstable and unattractive.

My dude's got a wet personality; he said that dogs are basically cats, I disagreed, and then he ran away crying!

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

doctor saunder

A unit of mass equivalent to 400lbs, as opposed to a regular saunder, a unit of mass equal to 200lbs.

Did you know Jon Brower Minnoch weighs in at a total of 3.5 doctor saunder (1400lbs)?

by Boar1 November 29, 2024

Faggots on an ice-cream cone

The phrase you'd use during a frustrating situation.

Oh, faggots on an ice-cream cone! I lost my wallet!

by Boar1 December 20, 2024

Monoto

A shortening of the word 'monotonous' that can be used in informal settings.

Man, school's just so monoto.

by Boar1 May 20, 2024