Boar1's definitions

Zacolonical

adj. /zay/cuh/lau/ni/cuhl
An object cold enough to give frostbite to oneself.

Due to the zacolonical weather, school was canceled yesterday.

by Boar1 July 17, 2024

Nonachromatic

Something that has nine colors.

Look! That rainbow is nonachromatic! What are the odds of that?!

by Boar1 July 15, 2023

Monoto

A shortening of the word 'monotonous' that can be used in informal settings.

Man, school's just so monoto.

by Boar1 May 20, 2024

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Empess

To put a dog on a leash, usually being a pug. Pies is dog in polish, so that explains why the word is empess. Why usually a pug? Because that's one of my favorite dog breeds.

Shall you empess the pug or shall I?

by Boar1 September 1, 2023

Contemplive

Something that people usually contemplate.

A common contemplive is if you made the right decision in a certain event.

by Boar1 July 14, 2023

Pestimental

An adjective used to describe the qualities of oneself, were they ones of a pug. -Pes is a prefix that means 'pug.'

"That dog, albeit it wasn't a pug, had some rather pestimental qualities.

by Boar1 April 16, 2024