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Definitions by Boar1

Faggots on an ice-cream cone 

The phrase you'd use during a frustrating situation.
Oh, faggots on an ice-cream cone! I lost my wallet!

doctor saunder 

A unit of mass equivalent to 400lbs, as opposed to a regular saunder, a unit of mass equal to 200lbs.
Did you know Jon Brower Minnoch weighs in at a total of 3.5 doctor saunder (1400lbs)?
doctor saunder by Boar1 November 29, 2024

septillionsome 

When you have sex with a septillion beings that would probably include humans, aliens and interdimensional beings.
Bob told me he was in a septillionsome yesterday, but I didn't believe him.
septillionsome by Boar1 August 18, 2024

Zacolonical 

adj. /zay/cuh/lau/ni/cuhl
An object cold enough to give frostbite to oneself.
Due to the zacolonical weather, school was canceled yesterday.
Zacolonical by Boar1 July 17, 2024

Rizzfully 

An adverb used to describe one doing something with a lot of charisma.
He spoke to her rizzfully, resulting in their marriage.
Rizzfully by Boar1 May 21, 2024
A shortening of the word 'monotonous' that can be used in informal settings.
Monoto by Boar1 May 20, 2024

Tamponous 

Characterized by having a wet personality.
That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.
Tamponous by Boar1 May 12, 2024