Taleus

Function: noun
Etymology: Early Internetics
1 : Circa 2002; Taleus was an Internet prophet who preached that the separation between humans and animals was prescience.

Taleus often told us that people were always between the animal and human state.

by Ghet July 15, 2004

Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess

Tales of a Grifter - (MMTCD) The Charlatan Duchess, is a secret Facebook group that launched a worldwide phenomenon in January 2018. The group was the brainchild of an unnamed woman in the United Kingdom, who provides a safe place for people who oppose the marriage of Meghan Markle and Prince Henry of Wales. Starting out as a public cyber gathering place for like-minds, it soon became evident that the group was going to undertake subject matter that would trigger rhetoric from both Markle supporters and detractors. Members bring forth readily available articles/information from the Internet gathering to privately discuss their views. The group is responsible for creating the hashtag #TheCharlatanDuchess and pushing the hashtag #Megxit. Over the past year and a half, the group has been featured in a number of digital media publications from all over the world. The Charlatan Duchess brand (TM), boasts thousands of members on their varied social media platforms. The "Grifter" part in the name of the group makes reference to Markle's questionable past and the present spending habits on the backs of the British taxpayers.

It's difficult to join the secret group that falls under the Facebook group, Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess without being scrutinised and vetted by the Administrators.

by APlaceInTheSunshine May 9, 2019

Tales of the Abyss

An RPG from Namco-Tales studio (and 8th in the main series) with great characters (both heroes and villains), an intriguing story (not a predictable RPG), a smooth battle system (multilinear with a stable camera so that your friends can actually see themselves in multiplayer) and general awesomeness. Looks nice, plays well, sounds good, bundled together makes it one of the best RPGs of the year.

The Tales series isn't just about Tales of Symphonia. Games like Tales of the Abyss and Tales of Destiny are way better, and highlight how good the series can be.

by Regret July 5, 2006

Tales of Phantasia

One of the best gawddamn games on the SNES ever. It looks like a PS1 game, with voices, and cool battles sequences.

I finally beat Tales of Phantasia, and man was it hard.

by Shakal November 21, 2003

cracky tales

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008

Veggie Tales And Chill

Basically like netflix and chill but instead of smashing and watching Netflix you cuddle and watch VeggieTales.

Yo girl you wanna go Veggie Tales and Chill? We can just chill and get Lit and cuddle. We would watch Netflix but that’s boreing af.

by LittyDaddy July 27, 2018

Tiger Tales

Stories, jokes and articles about Tiger Woods' sexual escapades.

Caddie: " Hey, did you hear the one about Tiger and the three hookers?"
Duffer: "No, tell me; I can't get enough of those Tiger Tales."

by Jayophonic December 12, 2009