stories
stories by King Festus September 26, 2005
Words you can keep
stories
"Ethel, I have to hang up the phone now, my stories are coming on!"
"Thanks for reminding me, Gertrude, my story's on too!"
"Thanks for reminding me, Gertrude, my story's on too!"
stories by Popeyes Chicken October 3, 2006
Stories
Persons who greet each other with the word "Story" (an abbreviation of the greeting "What's the Story?"). "Stories" traditionally wear tracksuits and are slightly undesirable.
Stories by PopeMichael July 21, 2009
stories
stories by butterflybreezes June 14, 2020
Stories
An individual’s favorite television series; episodes, short series, dramatic graphic series, and or television shorts
Stories by Black_Adam May 6, 2022
stories, tales, lies and exaggerations
Hence named after the last line of the first verse of "Had a Dat"- A Sublime documentary that any Sublime fan should own.. Has many interviews and unseen footage of the band before Bradley's death on May 25, 1996.. RIP Bradley and Louie.. We love you and miss you.
stories, tales, lies and exaggerations by Crazy Fool April 5, 2005
Stories Not Standards
The general idea that the story you get out of an event (eg. wild college party) is better than the moral value of whatever has taken place. This phrase implies that the more exciting or scandalous story you have to tell, the better! Live it up:)
Allison: Man, that sure was one crazy party last night. We almost got arrested!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!
Stories Not Standards by MissParty June 20, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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