Jayophonic's definitions
People born under the new thirteenth astrological sign. Dates range from November 30th to December 17th.
Joe: Hey, I'm born under that new astrological sign Ophiuchus, which makes me an Ophiuchuian instead of a Sagittarian.
Moe: Dude, it makes no difference for you. You're still a stupid puddle of a homeless man's urine.
Moe: Dude, it makes no difference for you. You're still a stupid puddle of a homeless man's urine.
by Jayophonic January 16, 2011
Get the Ophiuchuianmug. The combination of lekvar, a thick prune puree used to fill cakes or cookies and the rectal elimination of gas. Commonly referred as a wet fart or shart, this is socially unacceptable and uncomfortable.
Ted: Yo Dude, it looks like you have some lekvar running down your leg.
Fred: Damn, I was trying to sneak one out, but it was a lekfart. Help me find a toilet.
Fred: Damn, I was trying to sneak one out, but it was a lekfart. Help me find a toilet.
by Jayophonic January 23, 2011
Get the lekfartmug. Helen: "I'm not feeling well, I have the monthly visitor".
Anne: "Why not strap on the Sanitary iPad for some personal entertainment".
Anne: "Why not strap on the Sanitary iPad for some personal entertainment".
by Jayophonic January 27, 2010
Get the Sanitary iPadmug. Caddie: " Hey, did you hear the one about Tiger and the three hookers?"
Duffer: "No, tell me; I can't get enough of those Tiger Tales."
Duffer: "No, tell me; I can't get enough of those Tiger Tales."
by Jayophonic December 12, 2009
Get the Tiger Talesmug. You: Hey man, what are those tiny spots spread all over the surface of your computer screen?
Your messy friend: Oh yeh, I had a little cold last week and couldn't turn my head fast enough when I sneezed. Don't worry, it's only cybersnot.
Your messy friend: Oh yeh, I had a little cold last week and couldn't turn my head fast enough when I sneezed. Don't worry, it's only cybersnot.
by Jayophonic November 30, 2009
Get the cybersnotmug. A straight hot woman willing to do girl on girl sex for a chance to become famous in the internet porn world.
by Jayophonic May 7, 2009
Get the Internet Lesbianmug. The act of allowing your wife or girlfriend to pull you away from the TV to go shopping during a major sporting event.
Your buddy: Yo, did you see the Phillies' locker room celebration after they beat the Dodgers in the NCLS?
You: No, I had to go homo-shopping for curtains with the little lady!
You: No, I had to go homo-shopping for curtains with the little lady!
by Jayophonic November 13, 2009
Get the homo-shoppingmug.