Sanitary iPad

A personal ladies' Apple product designed for monthly entertainment.

Helen: "I'm not feeling well, I have the monthly visitor".
Anne: "Why not strap on the Sanitary iPad for some personal entertainment".

by Jayophonic January 27, 2010

homo-shopping

The act of allowing your wife or girlfriend to pull you away from the TV to go shopping during a major sporting event.

Your buddy: Yo, did you see the Phillies' locker room celebration after they beat the Dodgers in the NCLS?
You: No, I had to go homo-shopping for curtains with the little lady!

by Jayophonic November 13, 2009

Tiger Tales

Stories, jokes and articles about Tiger Woods' sexual escapades.

Caddie: " Hey, did you hear the one about Tiger and the three hookers?"
Duffer: "No, tell me; I can't get enough of those Tiger Tales."

by Jayophonic December 12, 2009

cybersnot

The residue that remains on the computer monitor after an unexpected sneeze while typing.

You: Hey man, what are those tiny spots spread all over the surface of your computer screen?

Your messy friend: Oh yeh, I had a little cold last week and couldn't turn my head fast enough when I sneezed. Don't worry, it's only cybersnot.

by Jayophonic November 30, 2009

Skip Chicks

The alter ego of your "afraid to commit" friend, who you have never seen with a woman.

Huey: Hey man, there's a fine looking lady over there that seems to be giving you the come hither look.
Dewey: I'm not sure about that, she seems out of my league.
Huey: Dude, I'm gong to start calling you by your other name, Skip Chicks.

by Jayophonic July 21, 2011

Internet Lesbian

A straight hot woman willing to do girl on girl sex for a chance to become famous in the internet porn world.

I wouldn't mind taking a shot at that Internet Lesbian and testing her true sexual identity.

by Jayophonic May 07, 2009

lekfart

The combination of lekvar, a thick prune puree used to fill cakes or cookies and the rectal elimination of gas. Commonly referred as a wet fart or shart, this is socially unacceptable and uncomfortable.

Ted: Yo Dude, it looks like you have some lekvar running down your leg.

Fred: Damn, I was trying to sneak one out, but it was a lekfart. Help me find a toilet.

by Jayophonic January 23, 2011