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When a man rubs his anus up & down a table leg, or when a woman rubs her vijayjay up & down a table leg.
man 1: dude, i got so many splinters from all that tabling yesterday

man 2: yeah, i know, same here, i pooed one out.
Tabling by Peteyporn December 2, 2009
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The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.
“My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”
Tabling by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020

'tabling 

Spending inordinate amounts of time on the site turntable.fm listening to and playing music for other 'tablers. The term is short for "turntabling".
Wow, I'm tired, I was up 'tabling all night playing 80s hits in the New Wave room.
'tabling by smithla8 July 10, 2011

Round Tabling 

The act of 3 cool people talking together in a group on Facebook.
Sham: Sorry I missed poker last night guys, I was round tabling with some cool kids and lost track of time.
Round Tabling by The Sham Sham October 22, 2011

huff-tailing

Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.
With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.
huff-tailing by rotifera June 26, 2009

Tabingadinks 

Jorge: dude did you see that girl with those big tabingadinks?!
Marck: Hell yeah! Lemme get at those tabingadings!
Tabingadinks by Jevsantos914 July 7, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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