Tardle: To be both physically AND mentally slow, as in a crossbreed between a physically slow turtle, and a mentally slow retard.
Wow dude, Jeff just walked into a stopsign and broke his leg. Now he's not just a tard, he's a Tardle
by The Snow Dog December 08, 2010
by deb July 29, 2003
1. (Noun) A spirit animal that is a mix between a turtle and a yard
2(adjective) A face made where you give yourself about ninety chins and stick your tongue out.
2(adjective) A face made where you give yourself about ninety chins and stick your tongue out.
by Sammyslammajamma February 16, 2015
by Gretchen69420 January 02, 2022
The 'tardle shell' is the turtleshell-like tiny backpack so frequently seen on the morbidly obese and mentally challenged folks in our society.
You often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). These straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle shell in place in the middle of the back.
The name 'tardle shell' comes from 'turtle shell' and 'retard', since often those called 'retards' wear these backpacks like shells.
You often see heavy set people with these backpacks, which have two straps (usually black and/or thin, corded). These straps go around the shoulders to hold the tardle shell in place in the middle of the back.
The name 'tardle shell' comes from 'turtle shell' and 'retard', since often those called 'retards' wear these backpacks like shells.
by AbbeyRoade June 26, 2009
When someone is in late to an appointment but hasn't left the house yet
by The_prazar_it March 17, 2025