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Stupid things that shouldn't exist and are obviously inbred. All they do is cost a shit ton of money and time and energy that is wasted. They should be locked in a building that has no budget and stay there forever.
by Fig boy June 10, 2018
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Tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football (Soccer) Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick July 16, 2008
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Tards

Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.
Democrats are tards!
by keifermail September 22, 2009
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tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick July 16, 2008
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tards

short for retards, especially used online.
"gah... ur so gay u tards"
by exodus April 29, 2004
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'tards

dude, look at that 'tard ja rule up on stage
by nick June 19, 2003
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TARDS

TARDS is an acronym for Trump Alternate Reality Disinformation Syndrome.
Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is fake news.

George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.
by feetoid March 12, 2019
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