The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.

Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.

tarding out by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

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Tarding Out

1. The act of doing something stupid/being a tard

Look at this guy over here, hes tarding out.

Tarding Out by Professor Sauce November 2, 2018

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tardfingers

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

tardfingers by gide0n May 20, 2009

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Turdling

n.

a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance

Fuck man, why won't this turdling just fucking drop!?!?

Turdling by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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