THE-JERVIN

Cool as dude. Speaks 14 languages. Likes to laugh. Faithful and wont cheat. He can make your dad laugh. He also speaks an additional 7 languages.

Her: Yo, I cant believe I got to hang out with THE-JERVIN

Me: Yea, you got really lucky fam. real talk.

THE-JERVIN by JIPS February 25, 2019

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Jerkin' the Ween

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.

As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?

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Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

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A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

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Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

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