4 definitions by GruntToeCristy

Bird Polygamist

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.

by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022

Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

by GruntToeCristy May 29, 2020

Howie Divorce

When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.

My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.

If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.

by GruntToeCristy November 4, 2020

Howie Wife

Howie's rebound (good thing she's not 6.1)

I'd you see the Howie wife?

by GruntToeCristy November 12, 2020