Definitions by GruntToeCristy

Bird Polygamist 

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.

Bird Polygamist by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022

Howie Wife 

Howie's rebound (good thing she's not 6.1)

I'd you see the Howie wife?

Howie Wife by GruntToeCristy November 12, 2020

Howie Divorce 

When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.

My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.

If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.

Howie Divorce by GruntToeCristy November 4, 2020

Jerking The Thad 

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

Jerking The Thad by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020