waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
by bhrome April 7, 2004
Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
by David October 27, 2003
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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
by doc voodoo January 19, 2003
like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)
Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha
by secksiLNKK February 13, 2006
When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
by The Molster March 4, 2004