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The Sword 

A ridiculous good heavy metal band formed in 2003 hailing from Austin Texas. They remind me of why I love metal in the first place. Their sound is a throwback to old school metal acts like Black Sabbath. While not the most technical band out there(there riffs kick ass though), but god damn are their songs catchy. Everyone of their songs are equally as amazing, and none of them feel like filler at all. Their lyrics mostly center on Norse and other mythological stories.

No overly wanky guitar solos, no constant double bass, no stupid cookie monster growling vocals. Just pure, raw, old-school heavy metal. The Sword is what metal is all about and are the best modern metal band within a decade.

Current albums:
Age of Winters - 2006
Gods of the Earth - 2008

All their songs are available on their myspace or youtube pages, so just type in The Sword to hear them all.(I'm not allowed to post links).

I will never forgive myself for missing them at the Metallica concert back in January
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The Sword-in-the-Stone 

While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.
Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky

The sword is in the axe wound 

Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.
Alex sent a text to James: 'the sword is in the axe wound'
james sent a text to alex: 'Alrighty ;)'

The Sword in the Stone 

A novel of the legends of King Arthur written by T.H. White. The movie, created by Disney, is the best movie ever.
Hey man, have you heard of that kick ass movie The Sword in the Stone?
The Sword in the Stone by carly December 15, 2004

The Sword in The Stone 

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.
Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*

The Sword Clan Community

One of the largest and oldest clanning communities that has ever touched ROBLOX. Consisting of players from across the platform, the SCC still continues to grow and thrive. The current owner, Rayzning, runs it as a whole as of 2022/23.
The Sword Clan Community has a lot of great resources for my group.
The Sword Clan Community by Boblox January 5, 2023

The sword in the stone 

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.
Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night
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