Sword

A weapon from days gone by that has yet to be equalled for its sheer simplicity and elegance; A thing that at its simplest is a long knife with different rules and expectations as well as some different techniques from standard knife fighting. Also this is a weapon that inspires fear and devotion.
Just ask all the Kendoka and Martial Artists; Check out Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2. Oh, Yes; Note that the scimitar , a sword originating in the Middle East, was one that was wielded by the Saracens(Ancestors to the present day's population) and wielded "blade to the wind", the right way, to be true...


ii) In the parlance of today, however, a sword is merely an erect penis, as a nod to freudian psychoanalytic theory...
The ancient Persians had a disconcerting habit of scaring their adversaries by standing in ranks on the battlefield and holding their sword in the air and allowing the wind to be cut as it blew throug their ranks... This sort of thing was what originated the modern day military's honor guard's drill command and movement known as "blades to the wind".
by J. Michael Reiter November 07, 2004
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An object used to acquire females, often brought to parties.
I've slayed about 7 bitches tonight with my sword, bro.
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(Student:) **stands up to give a presentation in front of the board**
(Other student:) "Look! His sword is visible!"
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Michael Moorcock is an author of fantasy literature that features swords. Think about it.
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A sharp cutting, stabbing, or cutting and stabbing weapon used in warfare since ancient times. Usually consists of a hilt and a blade.
Katanas, or Japanese long swords, when properly made, were able to cut through the necks of three convicts or slaves in one strike.
by Aragorn Elfstone October 20, 2004
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1. a long ass dick
2. a sharp blade
1. Wow, he has a sword!
2. He pulled out his sword to fight.
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A deadly weapon... also the last name to someone who has a huge one.
Dude, that Sword kid, i hear he has a HUGE one.
by bocaj drows January 07, 2011
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