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Telese is a very smart lovable girl, she very funny and loves to make people laugh. Everyone loves to be around friends and family telese loves to be around people that names start with J and you will be so happy with her for the rest of your life, telese love tall guys with curly hair, telese is a very short out going girl .
Wow I want a telese in my life
telese by Telese October 26, 2020
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Telesbian 

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
Telesbian by comrade boco June 18, 2011
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Telejerk 

Telejerk is a term to describe how an individual and their partner engage in an act romance when they have been quarantined from each other, due to a sickness or pandemic, but the male still has the urge/need to blow a hot volcanic load of jism.
Well it’s official, Austin has contracted the coronavirus and is quarantined from the outside world, including his girlfriend Katie. I asked him how he’s going to give her the Mac sauce, and he said since Katie is in the corporate world and used to teleworking, that She will allow Austin to Telejerk whenever he feels the need. I hope Katie knows what she’s in for, Austin can blow loads all day any day. This cheesedick Keith we works with is jealous!
Telejerk by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020

Telesync 

One of the multiple terms used by movie pirates to describe the source material that was used to make a bootlegged pirate copy, normally distributed in VideoCD, SVCD or DivX format.

Precisely Telesync means a copy which was shot in an empty cinema or from the projection booth with a professional camera, directly connected to the sound source.

Other bootleg version methods include Telecine, Screener, Cam and DVD-Rip.

Also referred to as TS.
Telesync by Neil_J May 21, 2003

telesleeping 

A farcical term for “working” from home.
The Covid Pandemic has given many state employees the chance to prove their work ethic by generously compensating them for telesleeping positions.
telesleeping by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2020

telesurfing 

When you’re supposed to be working from home but you’re actually out surfing.
It’s a good thing that California taxpayers are willing to fund our hard-earned telesurfing positions.
telesurfing by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2020

TeleBears 

1. What UC Berkeley students are forced to endure before every semester.

2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.
"Fuck Telebears!" - common facebook status during the month of August
TeleBears by bladibla August 4, 2010
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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