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telesexual 

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One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance
Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual
telesexual by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

Telesexual 

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Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.
My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.
Telesexual by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

Telesexual 

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A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.
Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual
Telesexual by HiJinX nL December 18, 2010

Telesexual 

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Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.
Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky
Telesexual by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017

taesexual 

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Only being attracted to Kim Taehyung from kpop group BTS
Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"

Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*
taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018

Taesexual 

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Adjective:to be attracted to only Kim Taehyung.(BTS)
Hi look at these namtidies ,aren't they attractive
"No sorry um taesexual"
Taesexual by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021
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