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telesexual 

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance
Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual
telesexual by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

Telesexual 

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.
My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.
Telesexual by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

Telesexual 

A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.
Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual
Telesexual by HiJinX nL December 18, 2010

Telesexual 

Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.
Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky
Telesexual by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017

taesexual 

Only being attracted to Kim Taehyung from kpop group BTS
Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"

Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*
taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018

Taesexual 

Adjective:to be attracted to only Kim Taehyung.(BTS)
Hi look at these namtidies ,aren't they attractive
"No sorry um taesexual"
Taesexual by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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