telesex
telesex by SandaimeSpaceMan February 24, 2008
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Telesexual • telesex • Teleseryes • teletext • Teledextrousness • Teledextrus • Telemexican • telese • tele-selfie • Tele texting
teletext
1. noun, the text message you send to the person you are currently on the phone with.
2.) the act of sending a text message to a person while on the phone with them
2.) the act of sending a text message to a person while on the phone with them
teletext
3. texting someone while both of you are watching the same television program. Commenting on the program being viewed. Prefix coming from word television.
telesexual
telesexual by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008
Telemexican
The telemarketer recording that u sometimes get on your cell phone that is in Spanish and u never get to talk to a live person to tell them to quit calling u.
Damn, the telemexicans are calling me again!
Telemexican by Spoiled_bitch_916 July 7, 2010
Teleseryes
A very addicting to watch, crappily made cheap filipino drama/tv series. It's addicting because the story is very good and almost all of them have some sort of magic or monsters.
Grandma: Get out of the couch! I need to watch my teleseryes!
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!
Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!
Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...
Teleseryes by Daonewhoyah November 15, 2010
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