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telesex

I'm having telesex in the public telephone.
by SandaimeSpaceMan February 24, 2008
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Telesexual

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
by Fraknor April 12, 2008
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teletext

1. noun, the text message you send to the person you are currently on the phone with.
2.) the act of sending a text message to a person while on the phone with them
JPizzle: (while talking on the phone)
Brax!, can you teletext me that website about Lady GooGoo having oversized vagina lips instead of a non-functional penis? I gotsta see those meat-curtains, on that taco-grande!
by Airpace January 19, 2010
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teletext

3. texting someone while both of you are watching the same television program. Commenting on the program being viewed. Prefix coming from word television.
That was so awesome teletexting during "Jersey Shore", it was like we were in the same room.
by Airpace January 21, 2010
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telesexual

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance
Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual
by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008
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Telemexican

The telemarketer recording that u sometimes get on your cell phone that is in Spanish and u never get to talk to a live person to tell them to quit calling u.
Damn, the telemexicans are calling me again!
by Spoiled_bitch_916 July 7, 2010
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Teleseryes

A very addicting to watch, crappily made cheap filipino drama/tv series. It's addicting because the story is very good and almost all of them have some sort of magic or monsters.
Grandma: Get out of the couch! I need to watch my teleseryes!
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!

Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...
by Daonewhoyah November 15, 2010
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