T.W.

Teaching wood... When a teacher gets a boner from students they are teaching. Usually occurs when hot girls approach the teachers desk .
Dude, Mr. Johnson has some major T.W. right now !
by CJ69 November 09, 2009
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T.W.'d

Also referred to as Tiger Wooded. It's when your wife beats the shit out of you with golf clubs for cheating on her.

can also be used to describe when a girl that weighs less then 100 pounds beats you're ass for the world to see
Jim: Damn man what happend to Chuck

Sean: He got T.W.'d when his wife found out he was cheating on her
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Matt: dude did you watch the news last night?

Evan: when the news caster got his ass kicked by his wife?

Matt: Yeah, he got T.W.'d
by seanbatch December 08, 2009
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