T.W.

Teaching wood... When a teacher gets a boner from students they are teaching. Usually occurs when hot girls approach the teachers desk .

Dude, Mr. Johnson has some major T.W. right now !

by CJ69 November 9, 2009

t/w

Same as tw. Trigger warning

Wrote a new fanfic. T/w: depression, mentions of suicide

by Immacrunchbar August 19, 2017

T.W.I.T.C.H

A synonym for the banned word Simp on Twitch and acronym meaning

Talentedless
Women
Intertwined
To
Cooming
Herds

#TWITCH

Twitch has officially banned the word Simp. I proposed we make an synonym with an acronym with their own name. That way we can continue to have our freedom of speech and not be silenced for stating facts. Only a true simp would be "offended" by the word Simp aka a T.W.I.T.C.H

by UGK DAVID May 15, 2020

T.W.M.F.T.

(toom foot) Acronym for the phrase; Total Waste of My Fucking Time.

That meeting was a T.W.M.F.T.

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique)

The act of inducing sexual activity by acquiring your target, walking by them, faking a twisted ankle, and elegantly but rapidly falling face first, mouth wide open into the crotch of your target. Therefore announcing your sexual desire and leading to the arousal of your target. You are now, inevitably, in there! (suitable for both male and female use).

(As Boy strolls past the naive little angel Girl)

Boy: hello

Girl: heyyy ;)

(Boy performed the T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique) and plummets face first into Girl's vagina)

Girl: *Gasp* oh my God... I'm taking you to my bedroom

by Kinky Curls April 13, 2014

T.W.A.B.

T.W.A.B. - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.

Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!

by nypaliguy July 30, 2009

T.W.A.T. Team

-An incompetent S.W.A.T. Team. T.W.A.T. Team stands for Terrible Weapons And Tactics.

Did you see that T.W.A.T. Team on the news where they shot a 6 year old boy by accident?

by TWAT TEAM March 29, 2010