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T.W.A.B. 

T.W.A.B. - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!
T.W.A.B. by nypaliguy July 30, 2009
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I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
Work That Asshole Bitch!

Est.2006
Homie: damn did you see that Betty?

Pimp: yeah homie, she better w.t.a.b that!
Homie: what's w.t.a.b?
Pimp: it means work that asshole bitch!
Homie: oh ok for sure.
W.T.A.B by Elvergagrande January 4, 2020

w.a.b.b.i.t.s. 

Adj.
White Anglo Bitches Believing In That Shit!

White women who live there lives directly opposite to which they were raised. White women who are attracted to minority men, i.e., African American, Latino, Asian, Arab, etc. These women usually dedicate there lives to men of other races with reckless abandonment. Sometimes even losing there own families because of there choices in men.
Silly w.a.b.b.i.t.s. She comes from a good family of college graduates, but she's pregnant living in the slum with a:

pimp, drug dealer, illegal immigrant, thief, terrorist, loser, bumb, etc.,etc.,etc....
w.a.b.b.i.t.s. by MrDM1 January 8, 2011

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n 

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T. 

Bouncing
Off
The
Wall
And
Non
Stop
Talking
Emily rocks my world when she is BOTWANST.
B.O.T.W.A.N.S.T. by Boyle January 21, 2004
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