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Won't bitch 

The type of bitch thats won't do shit for you. She won't do the dishes, she won't suck your dick, she won't cook for you, she won't even serve you a plate. But what she will do is smoke up all your shit & wait around to get fucked. She won't go home until she does.
"Nobody gives a fuck about that Won't bitch, she's useless."
Won't bitch by Tinajane July 5, 2024

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! 

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! — This is an example of the literary reversal theme wherein a well known oft quoted line or trope is inverted to show another facet of meaning to the idea. This example occurs in the movie New Jack City that takes the famous trope “THIS IS NOT PERSONAL; IT’S BUSINESS” and inverts it to make the point that ultimately narcotic drugs did destroy the uneasy symbiotic balance between the strange bed fellows: organized crime and organized policing.

In words of Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in the same movie: MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT RUNS THE MARATHONS.

Can you say Iran Contra Drugs for Arms Scandal, boys and girls? I knew that you could!!!

No matter what anyone tries to pretend: IT’S ALWAYS PERSONAL TO SOMEONE.

ALWAYS.
Ice-T as Scotty Appleton in New Jack City: “This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! I want to shoot you so bad my dick is hard!!”

I ain't no bitch! 

Utterly useless, insult used in a fight.

Joseph Tinnelly used it to argue with Gordon Ramsay in The Hell's Kitchen
Gordon Ramsay: "unbelievable one simple request who and, why and you make a big song and dance"
Joseph Tinnelly: "I ain't no fucking bitch, Chef. I don't give a fuck! I ain't no bitch!"
I ain't no bitch! by bobbysmiles January 12, 2021

ain't my bitch 

The same as saying "that's not my problem". Coined from the classic Metallica song off of Load.
Draggin' me down, why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall, it ain't my call
It ain't my bitch
ain't my bitch by the bg September 5, 2004

i ain't no bitch 

a common phrase you use to express the fact that you aren't a bitch, pussy, wuss, etc... Commonly used when you want to want to do something you normally wouldn't do on a limb.
guy 1: there's no way in hell im going outside
guy 2: fuck it i ain't no bitch
*goes outside and suffers in the cold, but fuck it at least he ain't a bitch*
i ain't no bitch by DickTwingler69 December 3, 2018

Ain't no bitch in my blood

A statement declared to affirm one is not afraid of anyone or anything; to be used in the midst of a situation or function (drinking game, dare, fight, etc.)
Bruh, if we swingin' we swingin. Ain't no bitch in my blood!

Man, pass me the bottle. I'll kill this whole thing, shit. Ain't no bitch in my blood.
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