Syphizits

When a person has so much, and such extreme acne, that it looks like they have an STD similar to Syphilis.

I scored with Amy last night, but I had to skip first base because of her Syphizits.

No girl is every going to want to kiss me, have you seen my Syphizits?

by iRod December 27, 2012

syphilitic moron

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus

Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.

by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

by bob h boberson August 18, 2008

Bong Syphilis

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

by Sense21 February 23, 2007

cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008

Between shit and syphilis

where you find sympathy in the dictionary

I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 30, 2009

Miley Syphilis

noun-Contagious condition. Common among pre-teen girls, where they try to emulate untalented, conceited, phony, prefabricated TV star.

Mom:" Harold, I think our daughter has Miley Syphilis!"
Dad:" At least she's not Britney Speared."

by badugah February 15, 2009