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Sandler Jew

A person of Jewish Heritage that isn't very religious but has Jewish Blood.

Jews take pride I'm their bloodline, if your parents or close ancestors are Jewish you would be considered a Jew.

A close comparison would be a 'Jack Mormon'
Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford and many others would be considered Sandler Jews.
Sandler Jew by Goldst3in January 12, 2013
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Syndeucism 

sin doos ism (n) 1. The simultaneous or near-simultaneous timing of defecation by two individuals without each other's knowledge, but sharing a bond such as friendship or homosexuality. 2. The creation of the urge to defecate by one individual, based on the knowledge that someone else has just defecated or has the urge to defecate.
Dude! My buddy and I were each dropping a deuce at the same time across town from each other ... we totally had syndeucism going on!

- Hey dude, I just laid the biggest turd.
- Oh my God, I must have syndeucism ... now I gotta take a shit too!
Syndeucism by Corkjob December 4, 2010
A co-worker who can simultaneously accomplish two tasks with great efficiency; specifically sucking cock and fondling balls in order to elevate status, pay, position or any time some hardcore ass kissing seems appropriate.
Donny has become quite the sondler on his way to the top of the corporate ladder and may even get promoted to shift supervisor.
sondler by Kitikozmos27 March 6, 2017

The Adam Sandler Effect 

When someone is dating someone way out of their league or is a lot younger. Comes from Adam Sandler's films where he's always with a super attractive, young women.
Damn, my girlfriend is so hot, its definitely the Adam Sandler Effect.

Adam Sandler 

If you haven't laughed at a single joke in a movie starring Adam Sandler, then you don't know anything about comedy. My man Adam makes me laugh every time I watch his movies after I come back from kindergarten . There's a scene in one of his movies ( I forgot the name because I'm like 4, but thats not the point) where he FARTED IN SOME ONES FACE LOL XD XD XD. My parents didn't get the joke (duh) and they SENT ME TO BED EARLY : ( !!!!. SO ANNOYING >:( . So yeah, Adam Sandler is cool. He even won a Golden Raspberry award!!! So happy for him : D!!!
guy 1:Adam Sandler is a comedic genius
guy 2:True
guy 1: Ight i gotta go to nursery
-guy 2: Ye me too
guy 1:Cya
Adam Sandler by RussianPig September 15, 2020