ek sel' kuh lism (n) 1. The tabulation of the number of alcoholic beverages one has consumed over a given time period, usually recorded on a computer spreadsheet. 2. An obsessive desire to tabulate such results, esp. resulting in untoward consequences such as absenteeism, denial, social isolation, petty theft, etc.
- My stats are in! In 2012 I drank 421 beers, 125 glasses of wine, and 84 mixed drinks. That averages out to just under 2 per day.
- Whoa! You've got a serious problem with excelcolism, you know that?
- Whoa! You've got a serious problem with excelcolism, you know that?
by Corkjob March 12, 2013
sin doos ism (n) 1. The simultaneous or near-simultaneous timing of defecation by two individuals without each other's knowledge, but sharing a bond such as friendship or homosexuality. 2. The creation of the urge to defecate by one individual, based on the knowledge that someone else has just defecated or has the urge to defecate.
Dude! My buddy and I were each dropping a deuce at the same time across town from each other ... we totally had syndeucism going on!
- Hey dude, I just laid the biggest turd.
- Oh my God, I must have syndeucism ... now I gotta take a shit too!
- Hey dude, I just laid the biggest turd.
- Oh my God, I must have syndeucism ... now I gotta take a shit too!
by Corkjob December 04, 2010