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spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011
Swoening is the act off swiping your finger trough a stranger but crack and and to make sure that another unknowing bystander will get blamed for this, a great swoener can swipe while looking the female in her eyes and still have some one ells blamed you can get bonus points if you show the person that will get blamed what you are doing it so that he will point at you, but of course you don’t know what is going on
Swen tapped joep on his shoulder and swoened happy away, joep got the flat hand from the swoened women straight on his cheek and tried his hardest to convinced her that he didn’t du it, but the Swen was already gone to celebrate his swoening victory
swoening by the swoenmaster July 7, 2009

swointing 

The act of raising your middle finger whilst pointing at the designated target with your index finger.

The word itself is a portmanteau of swearing and pointing.
You'd better not be swointing at me!
swointing by d0mj4y July 7, 2010

Sweating like a priest in a playground! 

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...
"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"

pig sweating 

Sweating incredibly bad while doing absolutely no physical activity.
Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.
pig sweating by K49 December 14, 2009

sweating like a whore in church

sweating very badly, like a whore might sweat if she were in church.
This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.