swoening

Swoening is the act off swiping your finger trough a stranger but crack and and to make sure that another unknowing bystander will get blamed for this, a great swoener can swipe while looking the female in her eyes and still have some one ells blamed you can get bonus points if you show the person that will get blamed what you are doing it so that he will point at you, but of course you don’t know what is going on

Swen tapped joep on his shoulder and swoened happy away, joep got the flat hand from the swoened women straight on his cheek and tried his hardest to convinced her that he didn’t du it, but the Swen was already gone to celebrate his swoening victory

swoening by the swoenmaster July 7, 2009

Swooning

The act of falling head over heals in love with someone.

I’m swooning over him, he’s so perfect in my eyes.

Swooning by kyry May 7, 2019

swooning

Mental orgasm caused by overload of fabulousness

She was swooning as she looked through photos of superwholock crossovers, especially the ones with Jensen and the Doctor doing the duckface

swooning by shhhh_just_go_with_it April 28, 2015

Swooning

The act of making a "goose" or other wise known as a "swoon" with your hand and then proceeding to punch another male pear in the genitalia region

"Ian was swooning Joe today, he is still laying on the ground."

Swooning by Dean Ian April 8, 2009

swooning

the art of using the word swoo

" youre so swoo;]" or" omfg! u just got swoo`ed" ;
"wow youre so good at swooning"

swooning by mark:D oh yea ( matt lets get like 09271 words) March 26, 2007

Boomer-swooning 

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

Boomer-swooning by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023