Swimbo 

acronym for one's wife or girlfriend, stands for: She Who Must Be Obeyed

"I won't be going to the pub later, swimbo says I'm to paint the baby's nursery today."

Swimbo by Sascha October 7, 2004

Swimporrhaphobia 

The fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 AM and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. People typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.

Person 1: Why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.

Swimporrhaphobia by The Swimporrhaphobics August 6, 2016

Slimboy Fat 

A derogatory term taken from the famous DJ Norman Cook's preferred stagename, Fatboy Slim. Cook being quite a thin character, it's obvious the derogatory term is an inverse of this, directed at obese people.

Bully: HEY SLIMBOY FAT LOL
Obese guy: Shut up, it's glandular.

Slimboy Fat by I Define the Internet June 21, 2010

Stimboard 

A slide show made using particularly images or gifs demostrating things that bring pleasure of physical satisfaction to a specific person or group.

My father's stimboard includes beer, cigarettes.

Stimboard by GabelTheBagel May 24, 2022

Swinbourne 

The act of rubbing your penis in the dark, using your tears as the lube.

Andy was pulling a 'swinbourne' last night because his girlfriend was cheating on him with his dad

Swinbourne by frielos February 7, 2015

SWMBO 

Acronym for She Who Must Be Obeyed. Term of endearment for one's wife/girlfriend (or resignation to the nature of your relationship).

The term originates from the H. Rider Haggard novel, "She" (first published 1886). The character Ayesha, known as She-who-must-be-obeyed, the Queen of Death, the White Goddess,of the lost city of Kôr who rules her kingdom with terror, She is the very image of the Femme Fatale. To disobey her or to scorn her is to earn & receive instantaneous death.

I was going to terminate the squirrel I'd trapped, but SWMBO insisted that I release it in a nearby park.

SWMBO by Andiceman October 27, 2010

SWMBO 

She Who Must Be Obeyed

other half, wife, girl friend, 'er in doors, woman etc

SWMBO by pink post it note July 15, 2005