Swillered 

To be triggered to an overly excessive point while losing any type of rational thought and self control.

He was so swillered after that USC loss I thought he was going to bust open an artery.

Swillered by BruWin4Life October 4, 2017

Swinglered 

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.

I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.

Swinglered by Rockteh January 7, 2013

Serial Swiller 

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.

W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.

Serial Swiller by diogio rome November 27, 2009

Smallered 

To have made something smaller(past tense)

Wow, that number was smallered.

Smallered by Tyce(BigMan) October 19, 2022

swillard 

one who frequently imbibes large quanities of alcohol and sunsequently engages in any of the following activities: undulation; public urination; cackling; cajoling others to join them in their activities by repeating the phrase (with fingers at lips) "come on boy you know you want to party" until their subject joins along in their swillard games; attempting to attract persons of the opposite sex by asking them if they would like a Mentos, or, if the subjects are traveling in a group, by inquiring: "how you ladies doin' tonight"; responding to any external stimulus by repeating the phrase " et, ut, ott", etc.

come on you swillard, stop pissing in my trash can.

swillard by Anonymous April 22, 2003

swiffered 

to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered

Omg I just got swiffered by your sister!!

swiffered by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE! April 19, 2009

switzered 

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

switzered by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004