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Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.
"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."
Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007
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smammered 

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on
"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"
smammered by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

stalkered 

To be intentionally wrecked out of a race by another player in an online racing game.
I was leading the race until I got stalkered.
stalkered by speedracer X May 2, 2008

Stalkered 

Being hunted down and hip-checked in an online racing game by someone who seeks vengeance. To be incapacitated by another racing opponent by means of them crashing into you intentionally.
Da Beaitch jacked me up! I got 'Stalkered' by dat SomBitch!
Stalkered by GT allstar May 6, 2008
to steal jokes phrases or any one liners u may have come up with and use for yourself
you proper smalled that smallwood
Smalled by atomic monkey balls January 1, 2010

stablered 

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.
"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"
stablered by matotes November 6, 2009