Schillered

To get drunk and/or high on any and all substances available without regard for over-consumption or regard for anyone else around

Man, they are getting SCHILLERED! They won’t remember last night until next year!

Schillered by Abbeg Boltong December 29, 2021

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Mr. Schiller 

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.

Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."

Mr. Schiller by Dureiz March 24, 2011

Swillered 

To be triggered to an overly excessive point while losing any type of rational thought and self control.

He was so swillered after that USC loss I thought he was going to bust open an artery.

Swillered by BruWin4Life October 4, 2017

smillered

To get beat in a bad way. Thinking you are going to win and something bad happens to make you loose. You got smillered.

Damn I got smillered.

smillered by steve April 18, 2005

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!

Schiller Park Stegosaurus by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

shillered 

To have your wants and needs as a resident of the 46th ward of Chicago ignored, and to divide the electorate by using misinformation, intimidation, and threats of having your subsidized housing taken away from you for voting the opposition. Also to have high density, low income housing built despite the overwhelming evidence that this type of housing project does not and will not work.

The good people of Uptown and the 46th ward of Chicago got shillered when their alderman ignored them.

shillered by What The Helen November 24, 2006