swiffered
to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered
swiffered by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE! April 19, 2009
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swiffered
swiffered by Cookingood April 2, 2004
Related Words
swiffered • swiffer • Swiffer Wet Jet • Snifferdoodle • Swifferoodo • sifferent • swiffering • switzered • Schiffered • Seffered
Dirty Swiffer
Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016
swafferdonk
Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?
Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me
Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me
swafferdonk by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013
Sheffered
To be screwed over by your co-worker; To be affected negatively by a co-worker that makes you contemplate suicide
Sheffered by Tester Testorino March 3, 2020
swiffering
i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.
swiffering by 4dimensional March 25, 2004
Swiffers Bardagulan (SB)
"TFFC members are a bunch of Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) rejects"
"That duck over there next to Swiffers Bardagulan looks like TFFC"
"That duck over there next to Swiffers Bardagulan looks like TFFC"
Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) by sbthemaincharacterswbk! April 11, 2021
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