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When you have to take a shit but you're busy doing something else, so you go and push your butthole to shit swiftly, which typically leads to a Poseidon's Kiss and feeling like an unhygienic idiot. (If you weren't one already)
Gaylord is a queer playing League of Legends, and has to take a shit really bad.
Gaylord: Goody , I better take a swiftshit
by Elephantbooty March 07, 2016
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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