Swiftshit

When you have to take a shit but you're busy doing something else, so you go and push your butthole to shit swiftly, which typically leads to a Poseidon's Kiss and feeling like an unhygienic idiot. (If you weren't one already)

Gaylord is a queer playing League of Legends, and has to take a shit really bad.
Gaylord: Goody , I better take a swiftshit

by Elephantbooty August 9, 2016

shitshitshit

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!

a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.

by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008

Sweatshit

A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.

"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."

by pusiwillow September 12, 2013

taylor swiftitus

when one admires taylor swift beyond his/her own life

what's your favourite song
obviously i knew you were trouble by taylor swift
oh yeah i forgot you have taylor swiftitus

by tobo the hobo October 13, 2013

swiftocity

A word used to describe something that is swift and has a high velocity.

You move with much swiftocity.

by Jenn D. January 21, 2006

shitshit

noun: busy work that you really don't want to do but it must be done otherwise you are screwed.

Pronunciation is off the tongue, very quickly and rapidly stated

Damn, I need to get a lil' shitshit done by tomorrow.

AGH you forgot to do the shitshit for homework!?!?! You're screwed dude, you may as well eat the shitshit now.

by bigdbag May 26, 2007

Softshite

An inoffensive but dimwitted person. Used in Merseyside U.K.

1st person.....So let me get this straight; you were in the shop when a man came in, put a balaclava over his head, pulled out a baseball bat and then threatened the owner before asking for all of his money?
Softshite......Yes, that is exactly what happened.
1st person......And what were you doing while all this was going on?
Softshite......I was holding his bike for him.

by Toester56 July 1, 2011