Sweatshit

A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.

"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."

by pusiwillow September 12, 2013

sweatshit

n. The product that results from the act of being so scared that you have an accidental bowel movement.

Seth was so scared of the burglar that he filled his pants with sweatshit.

by turdtothefurgeson December 7, 2011

Sweatshit

Taking a fat shit on a hot day. You finish wiping however the smell of the shit sticks to the sweaty skin of the inside of your buttcheeks, near your anus.

"Yo Colin! You smell like absolute dog shit"

"Fuck bro I know, its the Sweatshit"

by chrisisaknob May 30, 2015

earl sweatshit

Very epic tiktoker very cool person he has half 1000 follower

his username comes from the rapper (earl sweatshirt)

billy: have you heard of earl sweatshit on tiktok

tommy: yeah he is an L bozo

billy: fuck you

by earl sweatshit March 14, 2022

Earl Sweatshirt

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

Sweatshirt Boner

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...

I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.

by CourtKase March 5, 2011

swaatshirt

a common mispronunciation of sweatshirt, usually worn by gangstas

Yo, see that gangsta, he's chillin with that mad ill swaatshirt

by j-rob mad fresh April 6, 2010